A burglar is caught red-handed by a female homeowner (played by Samantha), who forces him to have sex with her at gunpoint. An orgy follows, after which the burglar decides on a career change. He and his accomplice get jobs as butler/chauffeur and gardener. The house where they’re employed is full of young women who exhaust the former burglar with their sexual appetites. He eventually leaves, with all of the girls pregnant.
Follows a high class working woman who can finally relax and meet all her lovers throughout the weekend. She spend all her free time into lovemaking but unbeknownst to her, a man is lurking wherever she goes and recording everything.
A sort of La Ronde of talking sex organs. Patricia passes it on to Charles and it spreads outwards from there, though a lot if this is implied. Gwenda Farnel is Jackie, Charles’ wife. She orders the butler to have sex with her when Charles is out with Patricia and then, to the butler’s relief, leaves her husband. Charles’ talking cock puts off one woman (unlisted blonde) whom he tries to chat up on a park bench, but amuses Danièle Troeger who seems to be an English tourist who asks him directions. Even a woman TV presenter seems to catch the affliction.
Everybody knows the French don’t waist any time when it comes to the art of making love. At the start of “Perversions of a Young Bride”, aka “French Blues” (?) we witness a couple (Ghislain van Hove and Danièle David ) just finishing a bout of intercourse, only to find out they are just friends. In fact, she’s the best friend of his fiancée. Turns out they had some time on their hands while the bride, Marie-Christine (the legend known as Brigitte Lahaie) is getting ready. So, the groom (already in his tux) and the best friend flip through Marie-Christine’s scrapbook of love, a photo album featuring pictures of lovers and their private parts. Of course, each one has a story attached, and luckily Danièle knows them all. After all, every guy loves to hear about the sex live of the woman he loves.
