American folklore goes nutty and smutty with Frankie and Johnnie… Were Lovers, and, “Oh Lordy, how they could love!” Especially since Frankie is played by everyone’s favorite pouty-cheeked sex starlet, RENE BOND, and Johnnie is her frequent co-star and then-paramour, RIC LUTZE. As the trailer proclaims, “Lovers in real life, they give the performances of their careers!”
Two young ladies are relaxing in their home on a lazy day. What they don’t expect are two fugitives from the law, who break into the house and hold them hostage.
Everyone wants the formula for male virility that Danish scientists have developed. Wealthy but impotent Herbert Steele, who desires his secretary, Kitty, is willing to pay $1,000,000 or more for the formula. He’s hired private eye, Johnny Wadd, but Wadd has disappeared after a trip to Hawaii. So Steele hires Eric Jensen, a photographer and Don Juan who claims he can get the drug. Meanwhile, Dr. Livingston Presume is also searching for the formula and thinks Wadd has it or knows where it is. Presume kidnaps Wadd and subjects him to a unique torture in order to get into his memory and find out where the formula is hidden. Kitty has another idea.
In one corner of the ring stand some of the hunkiest men imaginable, in the other stand four gorgeous, hard-working ladies, one of whom will win $50,000 cash.
An eager to please journalist (Bridgette Monet) takes over a steamy advice to the lovelorn column with explosively erotic results. As “Dear Candy,” Bridgette starts to visualize the amorous escapades, much to her excitement-and ours too! First up, a horny teenager’s risky business with an eager call girl turns the boy into a man pronto! Then we see the story of a taboo-laden mother-son relationship, a titillating tale of teenage party habits, the adventures of a lonesome cowpoke who knows how to use his ramrod to its best advantage and finally, a marriage is saved when a frustrated husband discovers a little discipline goes a long way with his wife. Even Bridgette gets into the act when her column becomes a tremendous success. Using her head, the clever girl manages to get a raise from her boss in more ways than one!
A young man has an appointment with a sex counselor. There, everything about coitus is explained with vivid examples.
A married woman has an affair, a cheeky young girl seduces an older man, and a married woman fights with a rival who wants to steal her husband only to end up having sex with her.
