Voltaire, a 16th century author was furious that learned members of a “civilized” society could claim that the apparent senseless violence and mayhem wrought by disasters, war, disease, man’s cruelty, etc. was actually only a part of some ‘greater good’. After all, God (being perfect) could not ‘logically’ have created anything but the ‘best of all possible’ universes.
Pressure from his boss and a skin-cream client produces a talking boil on a British adman’s neck.
Two orderlies pretend to be surgeons to impress two young doctors and conquer, through several scenarios. Finally, they are discovered when they had to operate on a mafia boss to remove a bullet.
This is the story of a Sicilian woman that tries to have avidly as many sexual adventures as possible. She uses different identities and personalities, but she can’t stop collecting adventures. One day she meets Valerio, a young student who falls in love with her.
A couple hire a detective to locate their missing daughter. He finds her in a “house of ill-repute.”
Teresa is a young widow who is concentrated on her little business until she hires Gino.
Spoof based (loosely) on an old Indonesian film, which has had the old foreign soundtrack removed and replaced by an over-dubbed English track. Central character is a female wrestler who has decided that she no longer wants to wrestle, but whose mother (a former wrestler herself) wants her to keep wrestling to make money so her brother can have the operation (his seminal vessels run to his skull, rather than his groin, which purportedly will cause his head to explode if he gets too excited). During the course of her story (in which a number of brawls ensue), she is befriended by a Elvis-impersonating martial artist. This recut/redubbed version is 72 minutes long.
Ten short pieces directed by ten different directors, including Ken Russell, Jean-Luc Godard, Robert Altman, Bruce Beresford, and Nicolas Roeg. Each short uses an aria as soundtrack/sound, and is an interpretation of the particular aria.
When smokeshow space teens Xena, Sola, and Luna steal Xena’s dad’s spaceship for an illicit joyride, they run out of gas and come crashing to Earth. There, they meet Dave and Jerry, two equally horny Earth dudes who are good to go and endless scenes of hot, silly, and sultry sex ensue. But when Dave’s easy going Uncle Bud is targeted for eviction from his ramshackle beach house, the hormonal honeys must put their libidos aside and enter a bikini contest, the prize money of which will save the day.
A sailor runs into an old prospector in a bar in the Caribbean, who claims he has a map to a secret pearl bed off of an island populated by beautiful, lusty native girls. He gives up the map for a bottle of whiskey. The sailor isn’t able to dive for the pearls because of a heart condition, so convinces a hooker to go along with him and be the diver, for half the proceeds. Complications ensue.
